
Barstool Pizza Review – O'Scugnizzo Pizzeria (Utica, NY) Bonus Hairline Review
Dave finishes is New York trip with O’Scugnizzo Pizzeria, the 2nd oldest pizzeria in America.
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bro. please tell me that you tried joe's pizza 15 minutes from there in whitesboro. only been around since like 1953, so not as much history, but it gives them a solid run for their money. and (not pizza but) voss' right down the street
Shoutout to the hairline kid
Nothing could have prepared me for that hairline
serious q: is it harder to make a square pizza?
OK, This gave me my smile for the day. Now I have to get to Utica soon, for that pizza too. 🙂 (I live 20 minutes away!!) 🙂
Looks like a tomato pie.
Portnoy: "This is where you have to understand how I do my reviews…"
Translation: "I have to give this place an obligatory recommendation because it's been here for 108 years, but the pizza tastes like shit."
Best place for O'Scugnizzo's is right in the trash bucket. I guess it's part of Utica's culture, and if the loyal Uticans are content to delude themselves into believing it tastes good that's their prerogative I suppose, but Lord knows they can keep this pizza in Utica if they want it. Thank God this slop is only bad food, and it doesn't spread like herpes.
Best thing I ever did was get out of CNY and never look back. I didn't go far. I live in Vermont now but at least here I can get appropriately understood decent food without having to listen to locals eating obviously disgusting spatter and wondering how Utica leads the country food-borne hepatitis cases in the same breath.
Best thing Portnoy said in this review: "Well, it's Utica." Made that sad justification many times myself in the past, but no more. Getting out of Utica is like leaving a cult. The people there are brainwashed.
Serious props to the poor kid with the hairline, though.
Hair loss is something most men face and in my experience the men who've lost it young deal with it better. It teaches an unavoidable humility at a young age that most men don't get until their thirties or later and are not very well-equipped to deal with. If you're going to lose it, I think it's better off to lose your hair young before you've really lived your life or in your fifties after you've lived a little. The middle years are really the worst years to go bald.
O'Scannini's??
This pizzeria is fucking garbage they used to be so much better years ago, prices have gone up and quality has gone down very sad
Best pizza in the world,killed many sm.sausage,peppers and extra cheese on Saturdays with my cousin! A must try when in Utica NY
Utica is butt
I used to work at the Price Rite grocery store across the street and used to go there for lunch anytime I had the chance. They used to have a special called poor man's lasagna which was the best thing ever. Awesome review
DAM you can see the pain in his eyes. fuck. man i feel bad for him.
Dave needs to make hairline reviews a regular thing. 😂
idky hes calling himself ugly,He is actually a good looking guy
That's shit pizza, that's tomato pie at best. Utica pizza sucks
If you’re a real Michigan guy you have to go to congress pizza in the upper peninsula near Palmer best you’ll have
My favorite pizza place. I rate it a 10.
Auston Matthew’s’ younger brother 😂
Jesus I live an hour away from Utica in Waterloo he should have came over here we have some pretty good pizza places
Solid 9.8 on that hairline 🙂
Laughed my ass off at the hairline review…. And I’m bald myself!
I heard Will smith is now looking to slap a man holding a pizza 🍕 😆 🤣 😂 😹 will like its alapicia
Dave hiding his own hairline in fear of being laughed at because he can't keep up with the 9.8, everyone knows the rules.
You just can't review a square pizza by the corner slice. They're too powerful, and there's only 4 of them!
It’s about time we get to see Tim Pool without his beanie.
Utica is up and coming. Def worth the investment if you want to invest and make 20-30%
One bite, everyone knows it's not a disease.
1 minute silence for that kid's hairline holy shit !
Keep the beard, shave the head, you will look better. I'm 69 soon and I have been shaving my head since I was 29. I like my bald head . I did it before it was cool to be bald. No regrets.
Just go straight bald at that point lolzs